Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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