how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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