She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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