He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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