If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Vodka?
Forever.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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