problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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