At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
My vagina is officially offended.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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