remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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