no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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