he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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