Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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