only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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