He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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