why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
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