Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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