There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Randomize
