it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
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