it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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