Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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