shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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