So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
and you fell through a lawn chair
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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