How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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