I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
whose ass print is on the piano?
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Someone came in the potted fern
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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