she woke up with a sticky ear
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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