Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
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