Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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You feel like going out tonight?

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Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle

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(253): View more from Washington

The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls

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(520): View more from Arizona

I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...

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(505): View more from New Mexico

My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.

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(516): View more from New York

Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.

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(574): View more from Indiana

I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone

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(480): View more from Arizona

Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night

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