covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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