I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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