he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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