I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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