Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
Randomize