Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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