is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
this will be a night to untag.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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