Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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