Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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