he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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