If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
The best revenge is premature balding
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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