Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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