Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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