It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
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