Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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