It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
this just has baby written all over it
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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