I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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