My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
We left the knife in your bed.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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