Non-Jews are for practice
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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