then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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