does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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