VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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