nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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