so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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