Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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