i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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