Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I could fuck to npr.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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